Welcome to 2018 and my ramblings about the world of the cigar and pipe lifestyle. Two-Thousand and Seventeen was a good year for me, and I'm looking forward to an even better 2018, so I figured today I'd talk a little about truly understanding "What 'cha smokin'".
Like everybody that enjoys cigars and pipes, I wasn't born with the knowledge of what cigars and pipes were, or why people chose to venture into the smoking game, so years ago, even though I was very fortunate to have somebody take copious amounts of time to teach me about the game, it took me many years to fully comprehend the subtleties about it. I'm referring to knowing and understanding just what you're smoking. I wrote and earlier blog entitled "Now I Understand", which touches on this topic a bit, but this blog goes deeper.
As I record this blog I'm enjoying a very, very nice bowl of Majestic English pipe tobacco in one of my favorite pipes and I thought I'd share how one might truly get this same euphoria I have at the moment. When I woke this morning, I started planning my day and on the agenda was what would I smoke. I've reached that point in my life where I actually plan what I want to smoke based on my feelings and mood. It's approximately 25 degrees outside, so I know I wanted something with some body, lots of flavor and something I could easily enjoy, hence the English blend I'm enjoying. That planning includes the tobacco or cigar I want, the pipe I'll use and any food or beverage as well, so it's not just running to the cellar or humidor and grabbing the first thing at hand and off I go.
I think back to many, many years ago when I thought Aromatic pipe tobacco was the "end to all ends" and man was I wrong. Of course as a "new to the game" aficionado, I clearly had no idea. Give me something sweet and mild and I'm good to go. Well as it goes, if you stay in the game long enough you evolve, your palate evolves and your curiosity grows and more than anything your level of knowledge grows, well for most it does. Knowledge includes the understanding of tobacco regions, tobacco characteristics, flavoring profiles etc. With cigars it includes ring gauge and length of a cigar, long or short fillers, wrappers and more. With pipes one considers tobacco cut (flake, plug, ribbon etc.), casing (flavoring), nicotine levels, type of pipe (Briar, Meerschaum, Pear wood, Corn Cob etc.). For instance if you're enjoying a very sweet Aromatic pipe tobacco, you may want to stay away from a Corn Cob pipe, because they smoke sweeter than other types of pipes and that would add another level of sweet to the tobacco. Or if you're having a very bold coffee with a cigar, a very full-bodied cigar may not go to well together. That's why having knowledge can lend to a more pleasurable session.
Let's discuss pipe tobacco first, and we'll start with Aromatics. Typically Aromatics are cased with some type of flavor and in rare instances they are not cased because the tobacco used has a natural flavor to it. With some casings it makes the tobacco very wet, which will make it burn different, and the way you smoke it will be different, how many times you ignite it will be different, if it bites the tongue comes into play etc. Other casings can give off unusual taste (soapy, chemical and the sort) if they're not packed and smoked the correct way. To my experience most Aromatics tend to be on the mild and medium body side, so if you're looking for a kick, Aromatics won't be what you're looking for. Most do have great room notes which is another factor in enjoying the smoke.
Then there's English/Non-Aromatics. Nothing but tobacco here folks, "straight, no chaser". They also will burn differently depending on the moisture content, the cut, and the type of tobacco itself. An example would be Burley. A ribbon cut Burley versus a cube cut Burley burn extremely different, even though it's the same tobacco. That also determines if you will take full draws or just "sip" from the pipe. By and large English/Non-Aromatic blends are a bit more dry and tend to burn hot, so the type of pipe used is a HUGE factor. Of course if the tobacco is burning too hot, that completely ruins the smoke. Because these type of tobaccos have no casings, they tend to be on the medium to full-bodied side.
With cigars, the type of filler makes a difference as well as the size. You can have two of the exact same sized cigars from the same company, same line and if one uses a long filler it'll taste different than one with a short filler. Some years ago, I used to enjoy a great bundled cigar called Villar y Villar (the non-Cuban version), that was made in Nicaragua with long filler tobaccos. For years, it probably was the most consistent cigar I enjoyed. When I purchased a box/bundle, I knew exactly what I was getting. In the mid 2000's, the blend started using short fillers. Completely changed the smoke, still a nice smoke but nowhere near the the consistent cigar I was used to. I could light one up and enjoy it and then 2 hours later, light another one up and it was so different. Also, what you light the cigar with makes a different as well, matches, butane, lighter fluid all make a difference. The normal things affect the smoke as well, ie., the wrapper, how fast it's smoked etc.
So as you see you have to have some type of "understanding" of what you want to smoke, which brings me back to this pipe smoke. I never would've imagined that I would be an English blend Connoisseur, but that is my favorite type of pipe tobacco. As I remember my first attempt at a English blend, I was just totally turned off by it, because I didn't understand it. I loaded a bowl of it and started smoking it like I had done with my Aromatics, WRONG! Man, it was strong, it was bitter, it gave me awful tongue bite and just harsh flavors all around. Later as I gained more of an understanding of tobacco, and learned how to actually smoke an English blend, I then understood the laws of tobacco.
Hopefully, this will help you get more out of enjoying a cigar or pipe and not be one to just "smoke" them. The next time you enjoy something, stop and actually think about how you're smoking it, what you're smoking it in, what you had to drink with it, what the weather is, and as many other things that might affect the way you smoke cigars and pipes. One last thing, back in the day when I started in the game and would visit smoke shops, I would giggle to myself when I watched some of the "old heads" smoking their cigars and pipes because they'd take a draw, they'd look at the cigar or pipe, then they'd look at the smoke, they'd make that funny motion with their mouth like they had a mouth full of mouthwash, and they'd just literally stop and think. What goofballs I thought, how pretentious, like they're experts. Man, funny how time, knowledge and experience changed my views and opinions, as now I'm sure to someone, I'm the goofball. So until next time....... CLP (Clip, Light and Puff).
Gregory
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Sunday, January 7, 2018
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
"You've Got To Accessorize"!
You can't enjoy a cigar or pipe without having the proper accessories, well in essence you actually could, but what fun is it when you have to bite the end of your cigar off, or attempt to tamper your pipe with your bare finger (I've seen it done and was quite amazed), or more than anything try to light your cigar or pipe as you rub 2 sticks together. Not a good look at all, so with that being said.......
First things first, if you're going to enjoy a cigar, you have to be able to clip, cut, pierce or punch the cap aka head. As mentioned above you could always go old school and just bite the cap off but that is so, so neanderthal, and straight out last resort. Then you could pinch it off, that to is just antiquated and both of those methods tend to destroy the cap and that could mean a less than perfect smoke. So you have to have a cutter, piercer, or punch. We got that part covered, onto the next sequence of events, combustion.
Secondly, in order to start combustion, you have to have fire! Many still use wooden matches to ignite both, some use matches from a match book, cedar spills, now with the advancement of technology some use a USB coil electronic lighter and of course a butane or regular fluid style lighter. We've got that part covered. By-the-way, I go back and forth using wooden matches and butane lighters for the most part, they just always seem to do the job, and the right wooden matches and cedar spills can add flavor to a cigar, not sure about pipe tobacco.
Next, now that we've been enjoying our cigar or pipe, other accessories come into play. For the most part you're good for a while on your cigar with the exception of maybe having to re-light a time or two, and with a pipe, depending on your level of experience, you have need to re-light a few times. Part of that re-lighting means you have to push down the "dottle" and proverbial "cherry" on top of the unsmoked pipe tobacco, so you'll need a tamper. I've seen folks use a nail head as a tamper, empty bullet casing, saw a security guard once use an actual bullet and the whole time I watched what angle he was sitting as if it were to go off, I wanted to make sure I was not in the "line of fire". Didn't fire, but it was one of the most unpleasant smoke sessions I've ever had. Moving on, for the most part you can use any rounded flat item as a tamper, and there are some pretty unique ones out there. I typically use a "Czech" tool. It's the multi-function, super inexpensive tamper most pipe smokers use. It has 3 function; tamper, pick and spoon and I won't get into each of their functions, as they're pretty easy to figure out. Also for a pipe smoker, pipe cleaners are a must have. The only other thing a cigar smoker may need (if no ashtray is available) is a cigar stand and what's known as a "nubber". A nubber is a tool that help you to enjoy the end of your cigar know as the "sweet spot". Some use toothpicks, there's actual cigar nubbers for sale, and often you'll see ice-picks used or a "2 penny nail". All will suffice to enjoy that great spot of a cigar. There are a few more accessories you'll need ie., ashtrays, travel humidors, pipe cases, tobacco pouches etc.
Now the reason I've went through all of those things is to say this, I HAVE WAY TOO MANY DAMN SMOKING ACCESSORIES!! I probably have in the neighborhood of 150-200 lighters, maybe 150 or so cutters, punches and piercers, 50-60 tampers/tamper tools, far too many ashtrays, quite a few nubbers (not just nails), hundreds on hundreds of matchboxes or tubes and the list goes on. This is really for the "newbie" to the smoking game, so take heed. If you're new to this lifestyle and remotely think you'll be around for a while, do some research before you start purchasing your accessories, it'll save you some tears and money in the long run. I didn't do the prerequisite research and eventually noticed I had way too many accessories. Instead of researching, when I started enjoying pipes and cigars, I purchased the cheapest or suggested accessories and subsequently as I gained more knowledge, I decided I needed to have better accessories. The other day, I was going through some boxes I have packed away and it's truly unbelievable of the amount of accessories I have. Some purchased, some that were gifted to me, things I won via online contest or a smoking events. Some were a "bonus" when I purchased cigars, pipes or pipe tobacco etc. I still have my very first cigar guillotine cutter from 1984, it's a plastic cutter I was given by the General in the Air Force who taught me to enjoy cigars. The blade is a bit rusty due to it's age, and dull, but I still have it. I also have a Dupont cigar light I paid $500.00 bucks for, a Corona Old Boy pipe lighter I paid $200 plus for. I also have a 1900's Vintage Midland Jump Spark Wireless (yeah they called it a Wireless in the early 1900's) table top lighter I've been offered $4,000.00 for. It's a beautiful piece of art, that I can't ever see getting rid of. I have a ashtrays from numerous events, that were won as a prize or included with the purchase of cigars or pipes. Then I have a collection of tampers and nubbers I've made myself and sell occasionally. One of the cooler cigar accessories I own is an electric cutter. It has a vertical tube that you place the cap end of your cigar into and it then starts a circular blade that cuts the head off perfectly (sounds Medieval, but it's so cool. I own an ashtray that's a poker hand (cards) and that too is really cool. One day my grand kids, kids will have a plethora of smoking related accessories to take to the the "Antique Road Show" taping.
On another note, in the "smoking game" you can never have too many accessories. I keep lighters, tampers, nubbers in my vehicle, in my work briefcase, in my pockets at all times. I have accessories in my locker at my local B&M, hell I'm researching what it will cost to have a "accessory person" follow me around and carry tools (then I'd be a job creator), so I'd actually be helping the economy grow. So if you're new to this and don't want to have hundreds of accessories, put some time in and do a little research. Some may cost a bit more, but will last a lifetime with proper care. Some are just really cool to have and are the ultimate talking points in a setting with fellow enthusiasts. Unless you just like having boxes and boxes of cigar and pipe related stuff hanging around, or you may want to start a smoking related museum one day, then carry on. Until next time "CLP" (Clip, Light and Puff".
Greg C
(____GC__________]]]]~~~~
First things first, if you're going to enjoy a cigar, you have to be able to clip, cut, pierce or punch the cap aka head. As mentioned above you could always go old school and just bite the cap off but that is so, so neanderthal, and straight out last resort. Then you could pinch it off, that to is just antiquated and both of those methods tend to destroy the cap and that could mean a less than perfect smoke. So you have to have a cutter, piercer, or punch. We got that part covered, onto the next sequence of events, combustion.
Secondly, in order to start combustion, you have to have fire! Many still use wooden matches to ignite both, some use matches from a match book, cedar spills, now with the advancement of technology some use a USB coil electronic lighter and of course a butane or regular fluid style lighter. We've got that part covered. By-the-way, I go back and forth using wooden matches and butane lighters for the most part, they just always seem to do the job, and the right wooden matches and cedar spills can add flavor to a cigar, not sure about pipe tobacco.
Next, now that we've been enjoying our cigar or pipe, other accessories come into play. For the most part you're good for a while on your cigar with the exception of maybe having to re-light a time or two, and with a pipe, depending on your level of experience, you have need to re-light a few times. Part of that re-lighting means you have to push down the "dottle" and proverbial "cherry" on top of the unsmoked pipe tobacco, so you'll need a tamper. I've seen folks use a nail head as a tamper, empty bullet casing, saw a security guard once use an actual bullet and the whole time I watched what angle he was sitting as if it were to go off, I wanted to make sure I was not in the "line of fire". Didn't fire, but it was one of the most unpleasant smoke sessions I've ever had. Moving on, for the most part you can use any rounded flat item as a tamper, and there are some pretty unique ones out there. I typically use a "Czech" tool. It's the multi-function, super inexpensive tamper most pipe smokers use. It has 3 function; tamper, pick and spoon and I won't get into each of their functions, as they're pretty easy to figure out. Also for a pipe smoker, pipe cleaners are a must have. The only other thing a cigar smoker may need (if no ashtray is available) is a cigar stand and what's known as a "nubber". A nubber is a tool that help you to enjoy the end of your cigar know as the "sweet spot". Some use toothpicks, there's actual cigar nubbers for sale, and often you'll see ice-picks used or a "2 penny nail". All will suffice to enjoy that great spot of a cigar. There are a few more accessories you'll need ie., ashtrays, travel humidors, pipe cases, tobacco pouches etc.
Now the reason I've went through all of those things is to say this, I HAVE WAY TOO MANY DAMN SMOKING ACCESSORIES!! I probably have in the neighborhood of 150-200 lighters, maybe 150 or so cutters, punches and piercers, 50-60 tampers/tamper tools, far too many ashtrays, quite a few nubbers (not just nails), hundreds on hundreds of matchboxes or tubes and the list goes on. This is really for the "newbie" to the smoking game, so take heed. If you're new to this lifestyle and remotely think you'll be around for a while, do some research before you start purchasing your accessories, it'll save you some tears and money in the long run. I didn't do the prerequisite research and eventually noticed I had way too many accessories. Instead of researching, when I started enjoying pipes and cigars, I purchased the cheapest or suggested accessories and subsequently as I gained more knowledge, I decided I needed to have better accessories. The other day, I was going through some boxes I have packed away and it's truly unbelievable of the amount of accessories I have. Some purchased, some that were gifted to me, things I won via online contest or a smoking events. Some were a "bonus" when I purchased cigars, pipes or pipe tobacco etc. I still have my very first cigar guillotine cutter from 1984, it's a plastic cutter I was given by the General in the Air Force who taught me to enjoy cigars. The blade is a bit rusty due to it's age, and dull, but I still have it. I also have a Dupont cigar light I paid $500.00 bucks for, a Corona Old Boy pipe lighter I paid $200 plus for. I also have a 1900's Vintage Midland Jump Spark Wireless (yeah they called it a Wireless in the early 1900's) table top lighter I've been offered $4,000.00 for. It's a beautiful piece of art, that I can't ever see getting rid of. I have a ashtrays from numerous events, that were won as a prize or included with the purchase of cigars or pipes. Then I have a collection of tampers and nubbers I've made myself and sell occasionally. One of the cooler cigar accessories I own is an electric cutter. It has a vertical tube that you place the cap end of your cigar into and it then starts a circular blade that cuts the head off perfectly (sounds Medieval, but it's so cool. I own an ashtray that's a poker hand (cards) and that too is really cool. One day my grand kids, kids will have a plethora of smoking related accessories to take to the the "Antique Road Show" taping.
On another note, in the "smoking game" you can never have too many accessories. I keep lighters, tampers, nubbers in my vehicle, in my work briefcase, in my pockets at all times. I have accessories in my locker at my local B&M, hell I'm researching what it will cost to have a "accessory person" follow me around and carry tools (then I'd be a job creator), so I'd actually be helping the economy grow. So if you're new to this and don't want to have hundreds of accessories, put some time in and do a little research. Some may cost a bit more, but will last a lifetime with proper care. Some are just really cool to have and are the ultimate talking points in a setting with fellow enthusiasts. Unless you just like having boxes and boxes of cigar and pipe related stuff hanging around, or you may want to start a smoking related museum one day, then carry on. Until next time "CLP" (Clip, Light and Puff".
Greg C
(____GC__________]]]]~~~~
Sunday, October 15, 2017
"I'm Getting Old"
It's late Saturday afternoon and I've completed all of my weekend chores and now it's time to adjorn to the "cave" and fire up a cigar or a bowl in one of my pipes, the same thing my granddad used to do back in the day. Wait, am I morphing into my granddad? This can't be, I'm not an old man, I don't think I am anyway. Is this what cigars and pipes represent, being old? Quick somebody call the Age Police, something is happening to me.
Well, even though I'm closer to 60 than I am 50, I don't think or feel like I'm old and "no" this isn't what cigars and pipes represent. What it does represent is a different appreciation or maybe a better appreciation and understanding of life. I find myself spending a lot of time in my cave and normally I'm enjoying a fine cigar or pipe smoke and more than likely, reading something or surfing the net researching something regarding cigars and pipes. Or even enjoying a virtual "Herf" with my online smoking crew in one of the several social media groups I belong to (which is another blog for another time), or just enjoying life. Even though my grandfathers are no longer with us, man how I wish I could've spent a little more time with them when I was old enough to truly enjoy a good smoke, I think the conversations would be so awesome. Being able to understand their thoughts about their smoking game, the ups and downs of life and now being able to "compare" notes. Just the possibilities...
That's one of the reasons I introduced my son, and other younger folks to the cigar and pipe game. I'm hoping to pass on a hobby that was passed on to me, that is slowly being taken away from us with all of the political attacks on tobacco. Hoping to have younger generations understand how magical this game is, in the sense of being able to actually have civilized discussions about life, politics, sports, religion etc., make business connections, making new friends, the works. I've had some of the greatest as well as heated conversations about those things at my local brick and mortar and ironically no one was ever wiped off the face of the earth. I actually have re-examined some of my views and have had others say the same thing to me regarding their views on life over a cigar or pipe smoke. Those conversations from where I sit, don't seem to happening a lot anymore. Everybody is too busy texting these days and not having that human interaction that is needed so much. The opportunity to sit and look another person in the eyes and express your feelings about your views, get a rebuttal, and debate the point. Who knew that could happen when you were enjoying your cigar or pipe.
Back to this "old" thing, I remember when I couldn't wait for the weekend so I could go clubbing or hanging out, ripping and running nonstop, now I plan during the week what my smoke lineup will be for the weekend, especially if I've purchased something new I hadn't tried yet. I meticulously plan and think about what I'll drink with that smoke, what music I'll listen to, what movies or television shows I may watch, which book I might read and finally when Friday hits, it's like heaven. After work, I get home and set my plan in motion and it's on! Change into something comfortable (including my slippers), prepare my drink, grab my smoke selection and retreat to the cave and there "she" is, my recliner. WTF? A recliner, are you effing kidding me? Yes, my recliner has become my security blanket sort to speak. It's where I find myself on many nights and I tell you, there's no other place I'd rather be. There's just something about the solitude of the cave, my recliner and a fine smoke. All of the world's troubles just seem to disappear and life is good. Sometimes it's just for a couple of hours, other times it's all night into the early morning, and I mean early morning. Recently I searched my streaming services for every cigar, pipe, tobacco movie or documentary I could find and what started out at 6:30 pm, lasted until 4:30 am the next morning although I did sneak in about a 30 nap around 1:00 am, that damn "old" thing again. And to be perfectly honest, it was one of the best Friday nights I've had in my life.
I've learned more about things I never imagined I would be interested in, and with the ability to research via the internet, it has been wonderful. As far as the cigar and pipe game, I belong to a few social media groups as I mentioned earlier that are interesting to say the least. One in-particular (I won't give out the name as it's very exclusive and members only), there are quite a few characters. Women and men for just about every walk of life you could imagine. There are many things we share, but things I like most are hearing others views regarding what they're smoking. There's the "super experienced aficionado" the "I know enough to be dangerous" and the "I have no earthly idea what I'm smoking or doing, but I like it" person, and I learn something from each and every one of them. I recently mentioned that I'd been enjoying the smoking lifestyle for almost 34 years and somebody said "hell, I was two when you started smoking cigars" (the old thing again). The cool thing was at that very moment I realized I had gained the attention of a much younger generation and it was in a cigar and pipe group. That's really the beauty of it all, in my opinion. There's one gentleman who typically on Sunday evenings prepares his "weekly pipe smokes" and I find it pretty interesting when he does. It gives me an opportunity to compare notes and see what he's smoking that I may not have tried to this point. It's also pretty interesting to see the reviews folks post and again, compare notes to see what their thoughts are about a particular cigar or pipe tobacco.
There's a beauty to getting "older", and I say that for whatever age you may be. If you pay attention, you might just learn something, especially in the smoking game. There's a couple of guys who refer to me as "Triple OG" and I'm still embracing that moniker, but I do consider it an honor, as having a 30 something son, and I know it's meant as a sign of respect, and isn't that what most folks only want, respect? So I'm about to fire up a bowl in one of my pipes and just accept that I am getting old and be thankful that I am. Hopefully the next time you're in a brick and mortar or participating in a social media group diccussion, go ahead and offer something, you never know who's listening and don't be afraid of "getting old".
Until next time...........CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory
(____GC__________]]]]~~~~
Well, even though I'm closer to 60 than I am 50, I don't think or feel like I'm old and "no" this isn't what cigars and pipes represent. What it does represent is a different appreciation or maybe a better appreciation and understanding of life. I find myself spending a lot of time in my cave and normally I'm enjoying a fine cigar or pipe smoke and more than likely, reading something or surfing the net researching something regarding cigars and pipes. Or even enjoying a virtual "Herf" with my online smoking crew in one of the several social media groups I belong to (which is another blog for another time), or just enjoying life. Even though my grandfathers are no longer with us, man how I wish I could've spent a little more time with them when I was old enough to truly enjoy a good smoke, I think the conversations would be so awesome. Being able to understand their thoughts about their smoking game, the ups and downs of life and now being able to "compare" notes. Just the possibilities...
That's one of the reasons I introduced my son, and other younger folks to the cigar and pipe game. I'm hoping to pass on a hobby that was passed on to me, that is slowly being taken away from us with all of the political attacks on tobacco. Hoping to have younger generations understand how magical this game is, in the sense of being able to actually have civilized discussions about life, politics, sports, religion etc., make business connections, making new friends, the works. I've had some of the greatest as well as heated conversations about those things at my local brick and mortar and ironically no one was ever wiped off the face of the earth. I actually have re-examined some of my views and have had others say the same thing to me regarding their views on life over a cigar or pipe smoke. Those conversations from where I sit, don't seem to happening a lot anymore. Everybody is too busy texting these days and not having that human interaction that is needed so much. The opportunity to sit and look another person in the eyes and express your feelings about your views, get a rebuttal, and debate the point. Who knew that could happen when you were enjoying your cigar or pipe.
Back to this "old" thing, I remember when I couldn't wait for the weekend so I could go clubbing or hanging out, ripping and running nonstop, now I plan during the week what my smoke lineup will be for the weekend, especially if I've purchased something new I hadn't tried yet. I meticulously plan and think about what I'll drink with that smoke, what music I'll listen to, what movies or television shows I may watch, which book I might read and finally when Friday hits, it's like heaven. After work, I get home and set my plan in motion and it's on! Change into something comfortable (including my slippers), prepare my drink, grab my smoke selection and retreat to the cave and there "she" is, my recliner. WTF? A recliner, are you effing kidding me? Yes, my recliner has become my security blanket sort to speak. It's where I find myself on many nights and I tell you, there's no other place I'd rather be. There's just something about the solitude of the cave, my recliner and a fine smoke. All of the world's troubles just seem to disappear and life is good. Sometimes it's just for a couple of hours, other times it's all night into the early morning, and I mean early morning. Recently I searched my streaming services for every cigar, pipe, tobacco movie or documentary I could find and what started out at 6:30 pm, lasted until 4:30 am the next morning although I did sneak in about a 30 nap around 1:00 am, that damn "old" thing again. And to be perfectly honest, it was one of the best Friday nights I've had in my life.
I've learned more about things I never imagined I would be interested in, and with the ability to research via the internet, it has been wonderful. As far as the cigar and pipe game, I belong to a few social media groups as I mentioned earlier that are interesting to say the least. One in-particular (I won't give out the name as it's very exclusive and members only), there are quite a few characters. Women and men for just about every walk of life you could imagine. There are many things we share, but things I like most are hearing others views regarding what they're smoking. There's the "super experienced aficionado" the "I know enough to be dangerous" and the "I have no earthly idea what I'm smoking or doing, but I like it" person, and I learn something from each and every one of them. I recently mentioned that I'd been enjoying the smoking lifestyle for almost 34 years and somebody said "hell, I was two when you started smoking cigars" (the old thing again). The cool thing was at that very moment I realized I had gained the attention of a much younger generation and it was in a cigar and pipe group. That's really the beauty of it all, in my opinion. There's one gentleman who typically on Sunday evenings prepares his "weekly pipe smokes" and I find it pretty interesting when he does. It gives me an opportunity to compare notes and see what he's smoking that I may not have tried to this point. It's also pretty interesting to see the reviews folks post and again, compare notes to see what their thoughts are about a particular cigar or pipe tobacco.
There's a beauty to getting "older", and I say that for whatever age you may be. If you pay attention, you might just learn something, especially in the smoking game. There's a couple of guys who refer to me as "Triple OG" and I'm still embracing that moniker, but I do consider it an honor, as having a 30 something son, and I know it's meant as a sign of respect, and isn't that what most folks only want, respect? So I'm about to fire up a bowl in one of my pipes and just accept that I am getting old and be thankful that I am. Hopefully the next time you're in a brick and mortar or participating in a social media group diccussion, go ahead and offer something, you never know who's listening and don't be afraid of "getting old".
Until next time...........CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory
(____GC__________]]]]~~~~
Saturday, May 13, 2017
"Who's Your Daddy"?
Yeah, that's right I asked "who's your daddy", but I'm asking in the sense of a whole cadre of young guns, now involved in the cigar game. The industry is filled with a lot of young and ambitious entrepreneurs who are turning the cigar world on its collective head. One of the things I've noticed is a lot of those young guns have serious cigar linage. Members of the Padron, Fuente, Eiroa, Perez-Carillo, Torano, Garcia, Oliva, Rico etc., families have been in the business for a multitude of years and now their children and grandchildren have venture in and taken the cigar world by storm. For example Jaime Garcia, son of Jose Pepin Garcia is one of those young guns who not only understands tobacco, but understands the cigar game and has made a significant impact within it. He's taken lessons learned from his father and elevated them to another level. His cigars are some of the most sought after in the game and for good reason. Or A.J. Fernandez, a third generation cigar maker who is a superstar, without a doubt. And many, many more have decided to not only keep the family legacy going, but put their own stamp on it.
They've ventured outside of the box their elder family members created and reside in, to try new things, blending different tobaccos from different regions into one cigar, inventing new shapes and sizes, taken advantage of new advertising methods (ie., youtube and social media), they've partnered with their fellow young guns to produce collaborations, and even re-blended and re-packaged family legacy blends with much success. Personally, I love it, because they don't play by the old line rules, they like to push the limits and they refuse to be be labeled as just a "cigar maker". A.J. Fernandez is probably the ring leader, you can find his name associated with quite a few of his own blends as well as with a lot of old time "standards" that have taken on a new life. I recently picked up a box of the his Romeo y Julieta Crafted by AJ Fernandez and it's simply amazing. Most definitely not your grandfather's RyJ, but still a RyJ. A standard in the cigar game, known for it's mild flavor and consistency, AJ decided it was time to bring the RyJ to the 21st Century and he did so in a major way. A medium to full-bodied cigar, it's pack with flavor, tons of complexity, but somehow is still within the confines of what you would expect from a RyJ.
This group of folks have decided, in my opinion, "we're going to make cigars we like, because we feel the consumers of today's cigars want a change". I recently had a discussion with a friend who's been in the cigar game since the 1960's and as much as he's clinging to his era, he confessed, "I kinda like a lot of these cigars from the young' uns". He's a gentleman that likes what he likes and he likes the old standards, because they're consistent and what cigars should be. But wait, is that a Gran Habano #5 he's smoking? That's not an old standard, and when I asked him, he retorted "what can I say, it's an outstanding cigar". That my friends is what this lifestyle is about about, the ability to bridge the gap and bring generations together. The desire to offer a new look at an old thing, the want to introduce those that feel their cigars were the best ever crafted, to okay, this new generation is on to something.
And by the way, there are a lot of young guns who are women, and they to are destined to make their mark in the cigar world. Tres Reynas is a collaborative project featuring Janny Garcia (Pepin's daughter) and Raquel and Patricia Quesada (of Quesada Cigars), made in the My Father Cigars factory is a hidden gem. Unfortunately, I think it didn't get the publicity or recognition if should have gotten because 3 young women created the line. They even changed the band (former band had a woman's head profile on it) to a more smoker friendly band, just so folks are able to see how good of a cigar it is. The cigar was introduced back in 2013, and it ages well, and it truly is a fine smoke, especially if you like spicy, peppery cigars. I shared one with a friend who "nubbed" it and when gave it a sterling rating, that is until he discovered three women were the creators of the cigar and then it became a "average" cigar, wtf!
So, if you're one of the stodgy old curmudgeons who think cigars shouldn't change, take a deep breath, pick up a few of these sticks from the young guns and be honest with yourself, you might just discover you've been missing out. If you're like me and always want something different, what the hell are you waiting for? Give the new generation a shot, you too might be surprised and discover it's not just about young folks riding the coattails of their family members, but serious cigar folks who are a force to be reckoned with. I'm going to light up this Gran Habano and enjoy it. Until next time....... CLP (clip, light and puff)!
Long ashes and deep bowls
Greg C
(___G_________]]]]~~~
They've ventured outside of the box their elder family members created and reside in, to try new things, blending different tobaccos from different regions into one cigar, inventing new shapes and sizes, taken advantage of new advertising methods (ie., youtube and social media), they've partnered with their fellow young guns to produce collaborations, and even re-blended and re-packaged family legacy blends with much success. Personally, I love it, because they don't play by the old line rules, they like to push the limits and they refuse to be be labeled as just a "cigar maker". A.J. Fernandez is probably the ring leader, you can find his name associated with quite a few of his own blends as well as with a lot of old time "standards" that have taken on a new life. I recently picked up a box of the his Romeo y Julieta Crafted by AJ Fernandez and it's simply amazing. Most definitely not your grandfather's RyJ, but still a RyJ. A standard in the cigar game, known for it's mild flavor and consistency, AJ decided it was time to bring the RyJ to the 21st Century and he did so in a major way. A medium to full-bodied cigar, it's pack with flavor, tons of complexity, but somehow is still within the confines of what you would expect from a RyJ.
This group of folks have decided, in my opinion, "we're going to make cigars we like, because we feel the consumers of today's cigars want a change". I recently had a discussion with a friend who's been in the cigar game since the 1960's and as much as he's clinging to his era, he confessed, "I kinda like a lot of these cigars from the young' uns". He's a gentleman that likes what he likes and he likes the old standards, because they're consistent and what cigars should be. But wait, is that a Gran Habano #5 he's smoking? That's not an old standard, and when I asked him, he retorted "what can I say, it's an outstanding cigar". That my friends is what this lifestyle is about about, the ability to bridge the gap and bring generations together. The desire to offer a new look at an old thing, the want to introduce those that feel their cigars were the best ever crafted, to okay, this new generation is on to something.
And by the way, there are a lot of young guns who are women, and they to are destined to make their mark in the cigar world. Tres Reynas is a collaborative project featuring Janny Garcia (Pepin's daughter) and Raquel and Patricia Quesada (of Quesada Cigars), made in the My Father Cigars factory is a hidden gem. Unfortunately, I think it didn't get the publicity or recognition if should have gotten because 3 young women created the line. They even changed the band (former band had a woman's head profile on it) to a more smoker friendly band, just so folks are able to see how good of a cigar it is. The cigar was introduced back in 2013, and it ages well, and it truly is a fine smoke, especially if you like spicy, peppery cigars. I shared one with a friend who "nubbed" it and when gave it a sterling rating, that is until he discovered three women were the creators of the cigar and then it became a "average" cigar, wtf!
So, if you're one of the stodgy old curmudgeons who think cigars shouldn't change, take a deep breath, pick up a few of these sticks from the young guns and be honest with yourself, you might just discover you've been missing out. If you're like me and always want something different, what the hell are you waiting for? Give the new generation a shot, you too might be surprised and discover it's not just about young folks riding the coattails of their family members, but serious cigar folks who are a force to be reckoned with. I'm going to light up this Gran Habano and enjoy it. Until next time....... CLP (clip, light and puff)!
Long ashes and deep bowls
Greg C
(___G_________]]]]~~~
Saturday, July 16, 2016
"I'll Have What You're Having"
I'm back and today, let's talk about "the copycat". We all know one, he/she resides in every B&M, herf, group etc. That person who asks "what 'cha smokin...." then runs to the humidor to grab the exact same smoke and that's where the fun or irritation begins. Now don't get me wrong, when a person asks what I'm smoking and after I tell them, they get the same thing I'm normally honored that one has enough faith in my cigar game and trust my judgment, but typically that person is the one who now wants to either contradict everything I've said about the cigar or start making up some crazy shit about what they taste in the smoke, just to show their "expertise", to discount my thoughts.
Now as I often say, "your palate is your palate", and "you like what you like", so I don't expect you to find the same attributes in a smoke that I do. But now that person is saying stuff like this, "you think is a mild cigar, this thing is a power house" as they puff a Macanudo Cafe. What in the hell? Or, you might get, "so I've never really liked Viaje, but I just wanted to see if I was missing something, because you're always smoking them". From where I sit, those kind of folks just give me a headache, as "if you can't find something nice or constructive to say, STFU". I understand they're attempting to display their "knowledge", but at that very moment, the imbecile light just came on.
Sometimes it's better to just ask questions like, "tell me why you like this cigar, because I just don't get what you're talking about", or as far as what they don't like, I've NEVER heard a fellow cigar or pipe person say to another cigar or pipe person, "so tell me what smokes you don't like". The other thing the copycat likes to do is use the same cut you do, when they never have used that type of cut before. Do I understand that maybe they're new to the game and are still exploring things like what cutter/punch etc., to use, but all of a sudden they want to "borrow" your punch, and then they complain about the draw of their cigar. "Well why in the hell did you use the punch, copycat?" I use what I want to clip/punch my cigar, because that's what I like, not because that's what you like, stop copying!
I bring these things up because it really wrecks the vibe when one is trying to enjoy their cigar/pipe and the extra commentary is best left elsewhere. A lot of it is experience and some folks just don't know, but the easiest way not to be invited back or to have folks say "shit here he/she comes" when they enter the smoke session. Do your thing and don't attempt to copy what somebody else does. If you're really wanting to get to know how a cigar cut affects the way it smokes, try it at home. If you don't like a certain cigar, we don't really care, unless we happen to be gifting you one and even then, tread lightly on how you respond to said gift. One wrong "man I don't smoke that crap" or the likes of that will surely keep you from being gifted in the future. I normally would say, "thanks, but that's really not my flavor profile and I wouldn't want to waste a good cigar".
There's nothing wrong with "copying" as after all that's how you increase your knowledge of the game, the criticism or dumb statements are what's not really needed. The unwritten rule of the game is to be civilized and respect others opinions and not try to impose ill-advised or uneducated thoughts without any research or reasoning. Until next time, CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory (___GC_______________]]]]]]]~~~
Now as I often say, "your palate is your palate", and "you like what you like", so I don't expect you to find the same attributes in a smoke that I do. But now that person is saying stuff like this, "you think is a mild cigar, this thing is a power house" as they puff a Macanudo Cafe. What in the hell? Or, you might get, "so I've never really liked Viaje, but I just wanted to see if I was missing something, because you're always smoking them". From where I sit, those kind of folks just give me a headache, as "if you can't find something nice or constructive to say, STFU". I understand they're attempting to display their "knowledge", but at that very moment, the imbecile light just came on.
Sometimes it's better to just ask questions like, "tell me why you like this cigar, because I just don't get what you're talking about", or as far as what they don't like, I've NEVER heard a fellow cigar or pipe person say to another cigar or pipe person, "so tell me what smokes you don't like". The other thing the copycat likes to do is use the same cut you do, when they never have used that type of cut before. Do I understand that maybe they're new to the game and are still exploring things like what cutter/punch etc., to use, but all of a sudden they want to "borrow" your punch, and then they complain about the draw of their cigar. "Well why in the hell did you use the punch, copycat?" I use what I want to clip/punch my cigar, because that's what I like, not because that's what you like, stop copying!
I bring these things up because it really wrecks the vibe when one is trying to enjoy their cigar/pipe and the extra commentary is best left elsewhere. A lot of it is experience and some folks just don't know, but the easiest way not to be invited back or to have folks say "shit here he/she comes" when they enter the smoke session. Do your thing and don't attempt to copy what somebody else does. If you're really wanting to get to know how a cigar cut affects the way it smokes, try it at home. If you don't like a certain cigar, we don't really care, unless we happen to be gifting you one and even then, tread lightly on how you respond to said gift. One wrong "man I don't smoke that crap" or the likes of that will surely keep you from being gifted in the future. I normally would say, "thanks, but that's really not my flavor profile and I wouldn't want to waste a good cigar".
There's nothing wrong with "copying" as after all that's how you increase your knowledge of the game, the criticism or dumb statements are what's not really needed. The unwritten rule of the game is to be civilized and respect others opinions and not try to impose ill-advised or uneducated thoughts without any research or reasoning. Until next time, CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory (___GC_______________]]]]]]]~~~
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Race and Cigars
One would think that a person's ethnicity would have nothing to do with the cigar and pipe lifestyle, but unfortunately....... This is a post that needs to be discussed, and some may not want to hear the cold, hard truth. How does race play a factor in this lifestyle? Let's start with a large amount of B&M's throughout the country. I've visited hundreds of shops and usually within the first few seconds of walking in, I can tell you hands down, whether I'm welcomed or not, typically within the first few minutes of arrival, the telltale signs are there. Sure some of it comes down just to an asshole who works in the joint, but the "regulars" also play a large part. Some shops you walk in and there's a hearty "hello", or "welcome" etc, from the minute you hit the door. Whether it comes from folks sitting in the lounge or the staff. I don't expect a band, or dancing ladies, but that simple gesture normally tells me what the climate will be. Then there's the "other" side of that entry, you walk in, and you see no faces like yours and the conversation ceases, the stares are piercing and even after you've said "hello", with nothing in return. Just so those who might say, "there goes the race card", that's my opinion and I have rarely been wrong. I'd also like to address how I've entered B&M's as well. I've entered B&M's in typical casual attire, my Air Force uniform, a business suit etc., (which shouldn't make a difference) and had the same negative responses, no matter what I was wearing, so I surmised it was my skin tone, as I've NEVER entered a shop where thee was a majority of people of color and wasn't greeted, PERIOD.
Next, its the unfriendly "can I help you?", like I'm bothering that person, or as if a "how's it going today", "what's going on" etc., would hurt. I normally reply with "no thank you, I'm just going to see what's in the humidor, and if I have any questions, I'll get back with you". So now I get my personal escort to the humidor. Do I understand that there's "shrinkage" in the cigar business, absolutely, but if you're going to follow me to the humidor, follow everybody you're not familiar with to the humidor. A B&M in Sacramento, California was notorious for following African-Americans to the humidor and standing there, observing every move and it was later found out, the person stealing the most was a well dressed Caucasian (stealing thousands of dollars of high end Padron's, Fuente's etc.,), and not just from this one shop, but throughout the area. And again before the "race carders" start yapping, I've did my research and observed this behavior as well as talked with others who told of their experiences. Anyway, back to the humidor experience. Now, my personal escort observing my every move says, "so what you looking for?", well I'm not sure, that's why I mentioned to you, I wanted to see what's in the humidor and if I had questions I would get back with you. Now, one of the questions that really piss me off is, "what price range or you looking for?" So I guess that illuminated "I need a .5 cent cigar sign" on my forehead must be blinking again. My reply, I'm not limited by price, but I just want to look to see what I'm in the mood to smoke today. "Well here's what a lot of "people" are buying, WTF! Thanks for your recommendation, but I'll just look a bit more. Finally, just so I can get the hell out of this joint, I pick up a cigar or two and make it to the register, another customer comes in and greetings are abundant, smiles aplenty and not the same as I experienced. What's different, my "tan" is a little darker than this customer, and by the way, I've been relegated to second string as the employee/owner/personal escort is now holding a conversation and answering questions of the just walked in customer. I patiently stand and wait, and finally, back to me, "is this all?", is that all you see on the counter? "We don't take checks and if you're using a credit card, I'll need to see ID". I am using a credit card, AMEX, no Visa, no MasterCard, no Discover, as a matter of fact, I'll just use my credit cards elsewhere. "What's the problem Bud?", no problems I just rather be treated like a human and apparently for whatever reason, I'm not feeling that way right now. Sad, but true.
Moving on, if I choose to deal with the ignorance and buy cigars, I always ask, "may I sit and enjoy one my cigars here in your shop?" That's just common sense to me, as that's how I was raised and taught. Just because you're in someone's house, doesn't mean you take your shoes off, you feel me. After gaining permission, I sit down, take out my lighter, cutter etc., and commence to enjoy a cigar or pipe smoke. Now, I'm a museum exhibit apparently, as the regulars are staring at me like I was the missing link. Again, no greetings just stares. I'm good with that after all, I just want to have a cigar or pipe smoke. Great, there's a television, but on second thought, it's tuned to Fox "News" (bullshit as I like to call it) and I'm not a fan. At that very moment, I hear employee/owner/personal escort say to other customer who came in, "do you need matches, or if you prefer, there are lighters all around the place, have a seat and enjoy, and our WiFi password is yada yada". Hey, how do I get that treatment? I have my tablet with me and would love to read since I'm not into Fox, well, I guess I can use my portable Hotspot as I normally do. The regulars have finished their viewing of the new exhibit and conversation starts up again, and I hear, "Fucking Obama", and here we go. I'm just curious, if I wasn't here would that conversation have started? And before President Obama, I would hear, "I hate Jordan, Mike Tyson looks like a killer rapist, Fucking Jesse Jackson", you pick the black person over the last 32 years. I remain silent and continue reading and enjoying my smoke.
Since I didn't bite on the "Obama" comment, next I hear "I don't like Fuente, Oliva, Padron" whatever cigar I may be enjoying or a "I've never understood the pipe thing" if I'm enjoying my pipe, although his lounge mate "Rusty" is sitting there with a Bjarne in his mouth, a Savinelli and Dunhill on the table next to him, hmmmmm. Again, I'm not being addressed directly so I mind my business. Finally, "so what you smoking over there", is directed at me, as I look up and tell him. "Never seen you in here, you must be new", well thanks Captain Obvious. I'm just visiting, yes I'm new, I've been here a time or two when I'm in town or whatever the case may be. And just like that, I'm an exhibit again. Now, you may be thinking "this guy is full of shit", but I'm willing to bet it happens more than you think, and I'm a living testament of it. At the same time, "other customer" has been welcomed into the family. No off the cuff comments about the God awful shirt he's wearing, no "I fucking hate Trump", no are you new around here questions, but I know he's never been here before and hell, it appears he's not a very knowledgeable cigar smoker as he just cut damn near the whole head and shoulders off his cigar and can't figure out if he should remove the cedar wrapper or light it, but he's in! No, I'm not jealous, just wondering why this sequence of events just happened.
A cigar talk show host (let's just call him "Cigar Dickhead"), is always pontificating about how cigar smokers have to band together as we are a dying breed and the pleasure police are taking away our rights, but yet when he got wind of Jay Z asking that a certain brand of cigars be kept in his dressing room at his shows, he went in on Jay Z for no reason at all, "Who is he to tell people what he wants in his dressing room, I bet he has no idea what those cigars are (Montecristo No. 2)", I'm quite sure he knows what those cigars are and where they come from, he ordered them, and then the same with 50 Cent, as well as Jordan, Denzel etc. Even going as far as to call Jay-Z's Cohiba Comador cigar, a joke without having even tasting it. Wait, I thought we all had to be down for the struggle together. Before President Obama was even sworn in for his first term, this talk show host went in on the man, because he chose to smoke cigarettes and was attempting to quit smoking. "This new President guy will be looking to impose more smoking bans, you mark my words" he said. I called the show, and after waiting on hold for about 30 minutes was given the opportunity to "pontificate" and I posed the question, "have you received some type of insider information that our new President will impose mass smoking bans, you're being pretty hard on the man, I'm just curious"? No response, other than to say "listen pal, don't call here questioning me about what I said", followed by a disconnection click and then him ranting about his team screening calls better, how funny, dude you're a talk show host, questions are part of the game.
Or how about cigar events, I can't recall one where a music line up included music I might enjoy. I'm a Rock, Jazz, Latin music etc.,(sorry no C&W though) fan, I pretty much like all music, but have yet to be entertained by music or a group I would enjoy. I'm not into Skynyrd, I like the Allman Brothers but not all day etc. Or is that intentionally done, to keep me away? Just simple things that could be done to say "yes you are a BOTL or SOTL (literally) and we want you to be a part of this. I've been in a B&M where after about an hour, the shop keep, came over and asked me if I'd like to listen to something different music wise. How cool was that, but this is also the same shop when I walked in, I was greeted by him and as he stood up from his seat, extended his hand, introduced himself, pointed me towards the humidor, and said "please, if you need any assistance just yell, I'll come running", and then he sat back down. So it didn't surprise me when he asked about the music, but most shops don't give a care, as a matter of fact, the shop keep is entertaining himself/herself with the television/music so why should they care about money spending customer.
What about advertising? I rarely, if ever see minorities featured in ads. You do know we have money, and spend a lot of it as noted by economist all over this country. Always a non-minority guy, or a scantly clad, non-minority woman featured in the advertising. Go ahead pick up a cigar/pipe periodical right now and take a look, tell me what you see, very few if any minorities (celebrities don't count). Most of these magazines have "Event Pictures", how many minorities or groups of minorities pictures do you see. I've been to events, observing the photographer snapping pics like crazy, but conveniently passing my group. The latest edition of a popular cigar magazine has 33 pictures (group shots), featuring 150 non minority folks, and 10 minorities scattered, here and there. Is that a fair representation? I also do understand this particular periodical, where manufacturers pay for their ratings is "far right" and they don't really care for minorities, unless they're making the cigars they're smoking.
Again, by and large, these things don't happen at all events, B&M's etc. But it does happen, and it really bothers me. We are part of a society that's constantly being attacked and "all hands on deck" should be the motto and marching orders, to fight others who hate what we do, we shouldn't be subjected to this type of thinking within our own society. To some, it may be happening and they may not even know it, and maybe this blog will make you think next time you may be in one of this scenarios. And if you're the offending party and doing it intentionally, can you really call yourself an ambassador to this lifestyle? Throughout the history of cigar and pipe smoking minorities spend big bucks, but are treated like we shouldn't be a part of the game, again unless you're a celebrity, athlete or politician.
Finally, just yesterday an employee of Famous Smoke, Gary Korb who manages their social media posting via a blog called Cigar Advisor posted a very racist article about the government's desire to impose smoking ban on HUD recipients and his comments posted along with the article was "strike up another one for this administration". The article talked about low income housing, housing projects, drug dealers, gang-bangers etc., you know code words for poor minorities, would be subject to non-smoking in HUD sponsored housing and by and large the article had nothing to do with cigar or pipe smoking. But wait, when the White House was controlled by the previous administration, and the single most destructive tax on the tobacco industry (SCHIP - State Children's Health Insurance Program) was passed, where was the outrage, I didn't hear or see anything about "strike up another one for that administration". Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California and passed a similar bill, and he's a cigar smoker, but instead of demonizing him, he was still featured in cigar magazines and blogs and given the opportunity to explain why he signed the law. Also, that FDA bill you keep hearing about regarding tobacco regulation, yeah that all started under "Dubbya", not President Obama. After I pointed out how covert it was for Korb to try and get his message and feelings out, he quickly put up a disclaimer and removed his comment. That's also after I mentioned I would be letting all of my cigar/pipe smoking friends of color know exactly what a Famous Smoke employee thinks of us, and they should spend their money elsewhere and inform other minorities I know as well.
So, in as much some who may read this will beg to differ or just simply look the other way, it's happening, and shouldn't be. When I enjoy a cigar or pipe, don't give a rats ass if you're black, white, yellow, man, woman, rich, poor, straight, gay etc., I want to enjoy a smoke, and shouldn't have to endure the nonsense I spoke of. And if you're one who dismisses this blog without any thought, you're probably that guy/lady I'm talking about.
Until next time, CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory (___GC_______________]]]]]]]~~~
Next, its the unfriendly "can I help you?", like I'm bothering that person, or as if a "how's it going today", "what's going on" etc., would hurt. I normally reply with "no thank you, I'm just going to see what's in the humidor, and if I have any questions, I'll get back with you". So now I get my personal escort to the humidor. Do I understand that there's "shrinkage" in the cigar business, absolutely, but if you're going to follow me to the humidor, follow everybody you're not familiar with to the humidor. A B&M in Sacramento, California was notorious for following African-Americans to the humidor and standing there, observing every move and it was later found out, the person stealing the most was a well dressed Caucasian (stealing thousands of dollars of high end Padron's, Fuente's etc.,), and not just from this one shop, but throughout the area. And again before the "race carders" start yapping, I've did my research and observed this behavior as well as talked with others who told of their experiences. Anyway, back to the humidor experience. Now, my personal escort observing my every move says, "so what you looking for?", well I'm not sure, that's why I mentioned to you, I wanted to see what's in the humidor and if I had questions I would get back with you. Now, one of the questions that really piss me off is, "what price range or you looking for?" So I guess that illuminated "I need a .5 cent cigar sign" on my forehead must be blinking again. My reply, I'm not limited by price, but I just want to look to see what I'm in the mood to smoke today. "Well here's what a lot of "people" are buying, WTF! Thanks for your recommendation, but I'll just look a bit more. Finally, just so I can get the hell out of this joint, I pick up a cigar or two and make it to the register, another customer comes in and greetings are abundant, smiles aplenty and not the same as I experienced. What's different, my "tan" is a little darker than this customer, and by the way, I've been relegated to second string as the employee/owner/personal escort is now holding a conversation and answering questions of the just walked in customer. I patiently stand and wait, and finally, back to me, "is this all?", is that all you see on the counter? "We don't take checks and if you're using a credit card, I'll need to see ID". I am using a credit card, AMEX, no Visa, no MasterCard, no Discover, as a matter of fact, I'll just use my credit cards elsewhere. "What's the problem Bud?", no problems I just rather be treated like a human and apparently for whatever reason, I'm not feeling that way right now. Sad, but true.
Moving on, if I choose to deal with the ignorance and buy cigars, I always ask, "may I sit and enjoy one my cigars here in your shop?" That's just common sense to me, as that's how I was raised and taught. Just because you're in someone's house, doesn't mean you take your shoes off, you feel me. After gaining permission, I sit down, take out my lighter, cutter etc., and commence to enjoy a cigar or pipe smoke. Now, I'm a museum exhibit apparently, as the regulars are staring at me like I was the missing link. Again, no greetings just stares. I'm good with that after all, I just want to have a cigar or pipe smoke. Great, there's a television, but on second thought, it's tuned to Fox "News" (bullshit as I like to call it) and I'm not a fan. At that very moment, I hear employee/owner/personal escort say to other customer who came in, "do you need matches, or if you prefer, there are lighters all around the place, have a seat and enjoy, and our WiFi password is yada yada". Hey, how do I get that treatment? I have my tablet with me and would love to read since I'm not into Fox, well, I guess I can use my portable Hotspot as I normally do. The regulars have finished their viewing of the new exhibit and conversation starts up again, and I hear, "Fucking Obama", and here we go. I'm just curious, if I wasn't here would that conversation have started? And before President Obama, I would hear, "I hate Jordan, Mike Tyson looks like a killer rapist, Fucking Jesse Jackson", you pick the black person over the last 32 years. I remain silent and continue reading and enjoying my smoke.
Since I didn't bite on the "Obama" comment, next I hear "I don't like Fuente, Oliva, Padron" whatever cigar I may be enjoying or a "I've never understood the pipe thing" if I'm enjoying my pipe, although his lounge mate "Rusty" is sitting there with a Bjarne in his mouth, a Savinelli and Dunhill on the table next to him, hmmmmm. Again, I'm not being addressed directly so I mind my business. Finally, "so what you smoking over there", is directed at me, as I look up and tell him. "Never seen you in here, you must be new", well thanks Captain Obvious. I'm just visiting, yes I'm new, I've been here a time or two when I'm in town or whatever the case may be. And just like that, I'm an exhibit again. Now, you may be thinking "this guy is full of shit", but I'm willing to bet it happens more than you think, and I'm a living testament of it. At the same time, "other customer" has been welcomed into the family. No off the cuff comments about the God awful shirt he's wearing, no "I fucking hate Trump", no are you new around here questions, but I know he's never been here before and hell, it appears he's not a very knowledgeable cigar smoker as he just cut damn near the whole head and shoulders off his cigar and can't figure out if he should remove the cedar wrapper or light it, but he's in! No, I'm not jealous, just wondering why this sequence of events just happened.
A cigar talk show host (let's just call him "Cigar Dickhead"), is always pontificating about how cigar smokers have to band together as we are a dying breed and the pleasure police are taking away our rights, but yet when he got wind of Jay Z asking that a certain brand of cigars be kept in his dressing room at his shows, he went in on Jay Z for no reason at all, "Who is he to tell people what he wants in his dressing room, I bet he has no idea what those cigars are (Montecristo No. 2)", I'm quite sure he knows what those cigars are and where they come from, he ordered them, and then the same with 50 Cent, as well as Jordan, Denzel etc. Even going as far as to call Jay-Z's Cohiba Comador cigar, a joke without having even tasting it. Wait, I thought we all had to be down for the struggle together. Before President Obama was even sworn in for his first term, this talk show host went in on the man, because he chose to smoke cigarettes and was attempting to quit smoking. "This new President guy will be looking to impose more smoking bans, you mark my words" he said. I called the show, and after waiting on hold for about 30 minutes was given the opportunity to "pontificate" and I posed the question, "have you received some type of insider information that our new President will impose mass smoking bans, you're being pretty hard on the man, I'm just curious"? No response, other than to say "listen pal, don't call here questioning me about what I said", followed by a disconnection click and then him ranting about his team screening calls better, how funny, dude you're a talk show host, questions are part of the game.
Or how about cigar events, I can't recall one where a music line up included music I might enjoy. I'm a Rock, Jazz, Latin music etc.,(sorry no C&W though) fan, I pretty much like all music, but have yet to be entertained by music or a group I would enjoy. I'm not into Skynyrd, I like the Allman Brothers but not all day etc. Or is that intentionally done, to keep me away? Just simple things that could be done to say "yes you are a BOTL or SOTL (literally) and we want you to be a part of this. I've been in a B&M where after about an hour, the shop keep, came over and asked me if I'd like to listen to something different music wise. How cool was that, but this is also the same shop when I walked in, I was greeted by him and as he stood up from his seat, extended his hand, introduced himself, pointed me towards the humidor, and said "please, if you need any assistance just yell, I'll come running", and then he sat back down. So it didn't surprise me when he asked about the music, but most shops don't give a care, as a matter of fact, the shop keep is entertaining himself/herself with the television/music so why should they care about money spending customer.
What about advertising? I rarely, if ever see minorities featured in ads. You do know we have money, and spend a lot of it as noted by economist all over this country. Always a non-minority guy, or a scantly clad, non-minority woman featured in the advertising. Go ahead pick up a cigar/pipe periodical right now and take a look, tell me what you see, very few if any minorities (celebrities don't count). Most of these magazines have "Event Pictures", how many minorities or groups of minorities pictures do you see. I've been to events, observing the photographer snapping pics like crazy, but conveniently passing my group. The latest edition of a popular cigar magazine has 33 pictures (group shots), featuring 150 non minority folks, and 10 minorities scattered, here and there. Is that a fair representation? I also do understand this particular periodical, where manufacturers pay for their ratings is "far right" and they don't really care for minorities, unless they're making the cigars they're smoking.
Again, by and large, these things don't happen at all events, B&M's etc. But it does happen, and it really bothers me. We are part of a society that's constantly being attacked and "all hands on deck" should be the motto and marching orders, to fight others who hate what we do, we shouldn't be subjected to this type of thinking within our own society. To some, it may be happening and they may not even know it, and maybe this blog will make you think next time you may be in one of this scenarios. And if you're the offending party and doing it intentionally, can you really call yourself an ambassador to this lifestyle? Throughout the history of cigar and pipe smoking minorities spend big bucks, but are treated like we shouldn't be a part of the game, again unless you're a celebrity, athlete or politician.
Finally, just yesterday an employee of Famous Smoke, Gary Korb who manages their social media posting via a blog called Cigar Advisor posted a very racist article about the government's desire to impose smoking ban on HUD recipients and his comments posted along with the article was "strike up another one for this administration". The article talked about low income housing, housing projects, drug dealers, gang-bangers etc., you know code words for poor minorities, would be subject to non-smoking in HUD sponsored housing and by and large the article had nothing to do with cigar or pipe smoking. But wait, when the White House was controlled by the previous administration, and the single most destructive tax on the tobacco industry (SCHIP - State Children's Health Insurance Program) was passed, where was the outrage, I didn't hear or see anything about "strike up another one for that administration". Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California and passed a similar bill, and he's a cigar smoker, but instead of demonizing him, he was still featured in cigar magazines and blogs and given the opportunity to explain why he signed the law. Also, that FDA bill you keep hearing about regarding tobacco regulation, yeah that all started under "Dubbya", not President Obama. After I pointed out how covert it was for Korb to try and get his message and feelings out, he quickly put up a disclaimer and removed his comment. That's also after I mentioned I would be letting all of my cigar/pipe smoking friends of color know exactly what a Famous Smoke employee thinks of us, and they should spend their money elsewhere and inform other minorities I know as well.
So, in as much some who may read this will beg to differ or just simply look the other way, it's happening, and shouldn't be. When I enjoy a cigar or pipe, don't give a rats ass if you're black, white, yellow, man, woman, rich, poor, straight, gay etc., I want to enjoy a smoke, and shouldn't have to endure the nonsense I spoke of. And if you're one who dismisses this blog without any thought, you're probably that guy/lady I'm talking about.
Until next time, CLP (clip, light and puff).
Gregory (___GC_______________]]]]]]]~~~
Sunday, November 1, 2015
"Now I Understand"
As I sit here enjoying a Tatuje 10th Anniversary Belle Encre Reserva, I think back to a couple of years ago when it was first released and my thoughts about it, and subsequently I think back to 1984 when I enjoyed my first cigar and what my thoughts were then, how my knowledge has increased and how I feel I've formed a better understanding of "the art of the cigar". What am I talking about you ask? I'm talking about appreciating this cigar game and understanding what you're smoking as opposed to just smoking a cigar. The time blenders spend getting the right tobaccos to marry together and produce a enjoyable smoke, the thought process of those same blenders in what that blend may or should taste like as time goes on (for those of use who like to hoard, I mean age cigars), what was the original idea from the person who wanted the cigar blended, how impressed, based on what they wanted, did the blender "nail it" etc. And more than anything, as a hoarder, I mean "ager", does the cigar meet what I thought my expectation of it would be.
Whenever there's a new cigar introduced to the market and I see the pre-release press or hear about it from a source, I instantly start thinking about what it will taste like, what characteristics it will possess, what libations will I pair it with, what meal should I have prior to enjoying it, how many should I buy and all of those good things. I do research on the tobaccos that are used, what are some of the cigars I've enjoyed that contained those tobaccos, how does it stack up to other cigars from the same blender/company, or other cigars. If it's from the same company, what changed, what stayed the same. For instance, I AM A VIAJE FAN, and I have not been disappointed by any of their offerings. I find their cigars to be a gambit of "what shall we do next?". Yeah the wacky names are one thing, but the blending is remarkable, and what makes it remarkable is the plethora of tastes/flavors in each of their offerings. From the mild-bodied full-flavor, to the full-bodied super full-flavored range, their cigars offer it all. So what is the exact thought process in creating a blend for their company, do they have a particular group in mind, are they hoping to please their legion of fans, are they about venturing into new horizons, do they want to capture and "old-time" taste, or do they just want to use up the tobacco they have. In any case, they're onto something and it seems to be working, at least for me. Whenever I get one of their cigars, I spend mounds of time examining the taste, construction, aromas, finish, strength etc. I wasn't born with that talent, and there really isn't a book on how to gain expertise (although some may want you to think there is the cigar book of books) in those areas, but it comes down to what you like.
After you've determined what you like in a cigar, focus on why you like that/those characteristic(s). Let's take flavors for example. Why does this particular flavor appeal to you, what makes you smile when you taste that flavor. What other cigars have a similar flavor profile and do you enjoy them as much? What about construction, is it a well put together cigar, does it burn evenly, is the ash firm, and if those things aren't happening for you, do you still enjoy the cigar. I personally like the whole experience. Nothing ticks me off more, than thinking about what cigar I want, getting my drink poured, clipping that cigar, lighting it, and within minutes, it starts unravelling, or burning unevenly, or if it turns into a hard draw. I get pissed as it disrupts my vibe, and mindset and now I have to start the whole preparation process all over.
Which brings me back to this Tatuaje and the art of the cigar. When this cigar was introduced, Tatujae had the thought of giving more love to the Connecticut Broadleaf wrapper. The richness of this wrapper has long been adored in the cigar world, and attempting to give it a different life was their mindset. In my opinion, they excelled in doing just that, giving it more life, a truly great smoke. Cigars are made to be enjoyed, and that enjoyment should include the full experience. I've had the pleasure of living and traveling the world over and during the course of those travels, I've witnessed some of the world's greatest artistic treasures, from Mount Rushmore, the Sistine Chapel, the Grand Canyon and many, many more. I literally have stood on the platform in the Black Hills and just gawked at Mount Rushmore in amazement thinking "how in the hell did they do this?" That same mentality is part of my thinking when I enjoy a cigar, "how in the hell did they do this?"
So the next time you light up and sit down to enjoy a cigar, just stop for a minute, gather you're thoughts and think about what you want to experience from that session. If you have to, make a few notes and then as you smoke, refer to those notes to see if your achieving any of the things you've listed. More than anything, try to get in tune to what the blender/manufacturer wanted you to experience with that particular cigar. When you start to get a better understanding of why certain tobaccos were used, and was the desired outcome reached or not reached, you'll then have a better understanding of "What 'cha smoking".
Now that you understand a bit better, enjoy that cigar.
Long ashes. (_____G_________]]]]]]]~~~~ CLP (Clip, Light and Puff)
Greg
Whenever there's a new cigar introduced to the market and I see the pre-release press or hear about it from a source, I instantly start thinking about what it will taste like, what characteristics it will possess, what libations will I pair it with, what meal should I have prior to enjoying it, how many should I buy and all of those good things. I do research on the tobaccos that are used, what are some of the cigars I've enjoyed that contained those tobaccos, how does it stack up to other cigars from the same blender/company, or other cigars. If it's from the same company, what changed, what stayed the same. For instance, I AM A VIAJE FAN, and I have not been disappointed by any of their offerings. I find their cigars to be a gambit of "what shall we do next?". Yeah the wacky names are one thing, but the blending is remarkable, and what makes it remarkable is the plethora of tastes/flavors in each of their offerings. From the mild-bodied full-flavor, to the full-bodied super full-flavored range, their cigars offer it all. So what is the exact thought process in creating a blend for their company, do they have a particular group in mind, are they hoping to please their legion of fans, are they about venturing into new horizons, do they want to capture and "old-time" taste, or do they just want to use up the tobacco they have. In any case, they're onto something and it seems to be working, at least for me. Whenever I get one of their cigars, I spend mounds of time examining the taste, construction, aromas, finish, strength etc. I wasn't born with that talent, and there really isn't a book on how to gain expertise (although some may want you to think there is the cigar book of books) in those areas, but it comes down to what you like.
After you've determined what you like in a cigar, focus on why you like that/those characteristic(s). Let's take flavors for example. Why does this particular flavor appeal to you, what makes you smile when you taste that flavor. What other cigars have a similar flavor profile and do you enjoy them as much? What about construction, is it a well put together cigar, does it burn evenly, is the ash firm, and if those things aren't happening for you, do you still enjoy the cigar. I personally like the whole experience. Nothing ticks me off more, than thinking about what cigar I want, getting my drink poured, clipping that cigar, lighting it, and within minutes, it starts unravelling, or burning unevenly, or if it turns into a hard draw. I get pissed as it disrupts my vibe, and mindset and now I have to start the whole preparation process all over.
Which brings me back to this Tatuaje and the art of the cigar. When this cigar was introduced, Tatujae had the thought of giving more love to the Connecticut Broadleaf wrapper. The richness of this wrapper has long been adored in the cigar world, and attempting to give it a different life was their mindset. In my opinion, they excelled in doing just that, giving it more life, a truly great smoke. Cigars are made to be enjoyed, and that enjoyment should include the full experience. I've had the pleasure of living and traveling the world over and during the course of those travels, I've witnessed some of the world's greatest artistic treasures, from Mount Rushmore, the Sistine Chapel, the Grand Canyon and many, many more. I literally have stood on the platform in the Black Hills and just gawked at Mount Rushmore in amazement thinking "how in the hell did they do this?" That same mentality is part of my thinking when I enjoy a cigar, "how in the hell did they do this?"
So the next time you light up and sit down to enjoy a cigar, just stop for a minute, gather you're thoughts and think about what you want to experience from that session. If you have to, make a few notes and then as you smoke, refer to those notes to see if your achieving any of the things you've listed. More than anything, try to get in tune to what the blender/manufacturer wanted you to experience with that particular cigar. When you start to get a better understanding of why certain tobaccos were used, and was the desired outcome reached or not reached, you'll then have a better understanding of "What 'cha smoking".
Now that you understand a bit better, enjoy that cigar.
Long ashes. (_____G_________]]]]]]]~~~~ CLP (Clip, Light and Puff)
Greg
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